- Useful when getting to events, support, hauling gear, etc.
- Not all bad. Especially when parked.
- Close passes (buzzing) keeps the mind sharp.
- No mini-marts without cars.
- The ones with bike carriers are nice.
- Loads of useful advice like when to stop, where to go, what to do with ourselves.
- Sometimes they’ll even honk to let us know how much they care.
- Deep down they love us too and would miss us if we were gone.
- Their taxes subsidize our roads.
- We all have to do it sometimes.
Obviously, it’s satire. In truth, most of us are motorists too. At least here in the states there’s literally no other way. I write this to find humor which counteracts hate.