1. Useful when getting to events, support, hauling gear, etc.
2. Not all bad. Especially when parked.
3. Close passes (buzzing) keeps the mind sharp.
4. No mini-marts without cars.
5. The ones with bike carriers are nice.
6. Loads of useful advice like when to stop, where to go, what to do with ourselves.
7. Sometimes they’ll even honk to let us know how much they care.
8. Deep down they love us too and would miss us if we were gone.
9. Their taxes subsidize our roads.
10. We all have to do it sometimes.

Obviously, it’s satire. In truth, most of us are motorists too. At least here in the states there’s literally no other way. I write this to find humor which counteracts hate.